The Rules
_Life rule #1: Happiness is a choice - Alex Meixner
Life rule #14: A golf ball should not be considered lost until it has stopped rolling.
Life rule #78: If someone begins by saying "I'm not racist, but ... " they are about to say something racist.
Life rule#113: Maturity isn't about your ability to take care of yourself. It's about your ability to take care of others.
Life rule #222: There is nothing sweeter than the cross of German and Mexican culture. If you haven't experienced it, your soul hasn't reached nirvana.
Life rule # 784: If you drink you're gonna die. If you don't drink you're gonna die. So why die thirsty? - Alex Meixner
Life rule #3,567: If a couple breaks up, and one of them tells you that you have to choose between them, which to be friends with ... Choose the other one.
Life rule #14: A golf ball should not be considered lost until it has stopped rolling.
Life rule #78: If someone begins by saying "I'm not racist, but ... " they are about to say something racist.
Life rule#113: Maturity isn't about your ability to take care of yourself. It's about your ability to take care of others.
Life rule #222: There is nothing sweeter than the cross of German and Mexican culture. If you haven't experienced it, your soul hasn't reached nirvana.
Life rule # 784: If you drink you're gonna die. If you don't drink you're gonna die. So why die thirsty? - Alex Meixner
Life rule #3,567: If a couple breaks up, and one of them tells you that you have to choose between them, which to be friends with ... Choose the other one.